Lately, I’ve been thinking about writing a book. Now, I used to think this would be difficult, but really, how hard could it be? After all, people who can’t think critically write books that get read and make lots of money. Clearly, it’s not something that requires an advanced degree at all.
The title of the book will be Conservative Marxism: The Secret History of the American Right, From Lenin to Breitbart. In it, I will show how the modern conservatives ofthe Trump administration are descendents—albeit distant ones—of the Bolsheviks. I won’t deny, however, that Conservative Marxism and classical Marxism differ in many ways. Indeed, this will be central to my point.
Now all I need is a mother who built a career ratfucking liberals and a sinecure at some hack media outlet, so that people will pay attention to my bloviating.